[Intro ]
C C F G 
C C F G 
C C F G 

verse 1 
  C                F    C  
Twenty years and going strong. 
  C                       F           C  
He's never kissed a girl besides his mom.  
             F  
He's got a throw pillow from his favourite show.  
                              G  
He wears a f***ing fedora everywhere he goes.  

 C                        F        C  
I don't think this guy is on this world.  
 C                                         F        C  
He thinks that just being nice should get him the girl 
              F  
So now he'll complain about how he thought it should be.  
                G               C  
Why does this always happen to me?  
 C  
To me? 


[Refrão]
 C  
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid.  
 C  
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick.  
 G  
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights. 
             F                      G  
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight.  

 C  
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice.  
 C  
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss.  
 G  
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy.  
 F                   G  
So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time.  

verse 2 
 C  
Girls just suck, they're out of touch.  
 C  
I guess that asking for a quick one is just too much. 
  F  
So she's a b**** cause she doesn't like you back. 
  F                                    G  
She's omega, you're the alpha of your own wolf pack.  

 C  
But come tonight he's gonna' think of you and  
 C  
he's got a tissue for his issue and a date with his hand.  
 F  
Hugging his pillow, crying himself to sleep.  
 F                        G                C  
That's the girl that was meant to be with me.  
 C  
With me. 


[Refrão]
 C  
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid.  
 C  
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick.  
 G  
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights. 
             F                      G  
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight.  

 C  
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice.  
 C  
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss.  
 G  
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy.  
 F                   G  
So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time.  

(Now would be a good time to play that riff that i showed you at the top a bunch.  it sounds great right here 
 if you dont wanna play that riff, it is just a steady C chord for 8 measures) 

Bridge 
 C  
What's the matter?  
 C  
Never had her. 
 F  
Find another.  
 G  
Hide your daughters.  

 C  
Suck up your pride.  
 C  
Go with the ride.  
 F  
Sometimes you lose.  
 G  
She doesn't want you.  

 C  
What's the matter? 
 Move on  
 C  
Never had her. 
 Let go   
 F  
You'll be alright.  
 She's gone  
 N.C.  
Better luck next time. 


[Refrão]
 C  
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid.  
 C  
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick.  
 G  
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights. 
             F                      G  
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight.  

 C  
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice.  
 C  
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss.  
 G  
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy.  
 F                   G  
So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time.  

 C  
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid.  
 C  
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick.  
 G  
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights. 
             F                      G  
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight.  

 C  
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice.  
 C  
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss.  
 G  
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy.  
 F                   G  
So sorry, Jack. But better luck next time.  

 C                          F                     C  
Wait. Don't go, hold on. I know we were meant to be 
 What's the matter?       Never had her.  
 C                                        G            C  
One chance. Please stay. I guess you're happy without me. 
 You'll be alright.