A 
One time a thing occurred to me 
D 
What's real, and what's for sale 
A                                G 
Blew a kiss and tried to take it home 

F                     F 
  It isn't you, isn't me 
            G               D 
Search for things you can't see 
      F              F 
Going blind, out of reach 
          G          A 
Somewhere in the vaseline 

A 
Two times and it has rendered me 
D 
Punch drunk and without bail 
A                           G 
Think I'd be safer all alone 

A 
Flies in the vasoline we are 
D 
Sometimes it blows my mind 
A                                 G 
Keep getting stuck here all the time 

F               G                      A 
You'll see the look and you'll see the lies 
               F                G 
You'll eat the lies, and you will 

A 
Flies in the vasoline we are 
D 
Sometimes it blows my mind 
A                                 G 
Keep getting stuck here all the time 

F                     F 
  It isn't you, isn't me 
            G                D 
Search for things you can't see 
      F               F 
Going blind, out of reach 
     G               A 
Somewhere in the vaseline