D 
Missed my alarm clock ringing 

Woke up telephone screaming 
 G                             D 
Boss man singing his same old song 
  D                  
Rolled in late about an hour 

No cup of coffee, no shower 
 G                                     D 
Walk of shame with two different shoes on 

 D       A        G               D 
Now its poor me, why me, oh me, boring 
 D        A        G                D 
The same old worn out, blah, blah story 
  D                A         G         D 
There's no good explanation for it at all 

*Chorus* 

 D  
Ain't no ryhme or reason 
A 
No complicated meaning 
 G 
Ain't no need to over think it 
 D  A      G 
Let go, laughing 
  D    
Life don't go, quite like you planned it 
A 
We try so hard to understand it 
      G            D           A   G 
The irrefutable, indisputable fact is 
(pause) D 
It happens   

D 
My trusty-rusty had a flat 

I borrowed my neighbor's cadillac 
  G                                        D 
"I'll be right back" going down to Wally World 
 D        
That yellow light turned red too quickly 

Knew that truck the moment it hit me 
 G                              D 
Out stepped my ex and his new girl 
("Sorry 'bout your neck baby) 

 D       A        G               D 
So it's poor me, why me, oh me, boring 
 D        A        G                D    
The same old worn out, blah, blah story 
  D                  A       G         D 
There's no good explanation for it at all 

*Repeat Chorus x2* 

               G            D             A                   D 
Yeah, the irrefutable, indisputable, absolutable, totally beauitful fact  
    (pause)      D 
is...pshhh, it happens