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Yes I'm th-i-nking of this, yes I am 
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Puddle town, tom was the underground 
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Hold you t-i-ghter so close, yes you are 
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Please hold on to the steel rail 

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Colonel with gloves 
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draughts leeches 
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He isn't loved on 'sundays mail' 
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All the fives crock henrietta 
She's mean go-getter 
Gotta write her a letter. 

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Did I w-i-nk(in') of this, I am 
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Yum, yummy, yum, don't, yummy, yum, yom, yom... 
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Yes, I'm th-i-nking of this, in steam 
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Skeleton kissed to the steel rail 

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 Fleas in pamela gloves 
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draughts leeches 
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 Chugging along with a funnel of steam 
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All the fives crock henrietta 
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She's mean go-getter 
Gotta write her a letter...