E                     B 
all you people up there in city hall, 
E                            B 
you're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets. 
E                                       B 
this is a song for the people in the streets, not the people city hall. 
A                             A-Ab         A-Ab       A-Ab     A-Ab     A-Ab       A-Ab    A-Ab 
all you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up, come along children and fuckin' rise! 

A F G A (4x) 

A                  F        G          A 
lots of times when me and kg are watchin'  
                      F          G          A 
all the fuckin' shit that goes down at city hall, 
           F           G               A 
we get the feeling we should fuck shit up, 
         F              G       A 
yeah we should fuckin' start a riot. 
F    G     A 
      ...a riot!  

   F          G                A 
we have 'em screaming in the streets, 
   F         G             A 
we have 'em tippin' over shit and breakin' 
   F                 G          A 
fuckin' windows of small businesses,  
     F       G       A 
and settin' fuckin' fires! 
     F       G       A 
and settin' fuckin' fires! 
     F       G       A 
and settin' fuckin' fires!  


C G A (3x) 


{spoken} 
 


    
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A 
and then after the smoke is cleared,  
and the rubble has been swept away,  
me and kg will peek out our heads. 
                                                  D4/7 
we've been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors below sea level, 
       E 
from a bunker.  
A 
we did it rage-kage, we beat the bastards of city hall! 

{laughs} but now what will we do? 
                       D4/7                                      E 
we must rebuild. but who will lead us in the rebuilding process? 
A 
man, it's got to be someone with the know-how 
and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land. 
                                      F#                   G      
no, not me and kg, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead... 
                    
alright, we'll do it!  
  

{sung} 
       E 
we'll lead as two kings, 
                  A  
we'll lead as two kings.  
ahhhaaa (two kings, we'll lead as two kings)  
ah-ha ah-how,  
we'll lead as two kings.  
  
{spoken} 
A  
the first decree is to legalize marijuana.  
the tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long. 
                           F# 
you old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization, 
       G                  
you're banished from the land!  
  

{sung} 
                  E 
we'll lead as two kings,  
we'll lead as two kings.  
ahhhaaa (two kings, we'll lead as two kings)  
ah-ha ah-how,  
lead as two kings.  
  
{spoken} 
A / A# 
the second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust, 
                F#                      G               
or ocean dumpage. from now on, we will travel in tubes!  
  
{sung} 
E   
we'll lead as two kings, oh, yeah, 
                           A  
we'll fuckin' lead as two kings.  
  
{spoken} 
A / A#  
get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately. 
  
(tube technology.) chop, chop, let's go.  
  
third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people. 
                                     F#      G 
from now on, we will all be the same... ummm, i dunno, 
                            
i gotta think about that...  
  
{sung} 
                  E 
we'll lead as two kings 
                     A 
ah yeah, ah yeahhhahahaha.  

ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho.  
  
{spoken} 
      A  
{jb:} oh my god.  
{kg:} ahh... what?  
{jb:} dude, the red phone is flashing.  
{kg:} oh, yeah.  
{jb:} let me scoop that up. hello? two kings.  
{kg:} who is it?  
{jb:} what?! no! no fucking way!  
{kg:} what? 
          F#                                      G 
{jb:} rage, there's a potato famine in idaho, you gotta go down there!  
{kg:} oh my god... what?  
{jb:} dude, i gotta stay here!  
{kg:} why do i have to go? 
      E 
{jb:} please! please! 
{kg:} oh, god, okay.             
                                A 
{jb:} awesome... is he gone? alright, emergency meeting of parliament.  
all right parliament, i know this is fucked up,  
but rage, he can't be king anymore.  
dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees!  
                                                    F# 
seriously, let's make him "duke," a kick ass "duke."  
     G                                                    
or "leader formerly known as king," but-- uh-oh he's comin' back...  
  
{sung} 
                  E 
we'll lead as two kings, oh yes 
                          A 
we'll really lead as two kings.  
  
{spoken} 
      A 
{kg:} uh, dude?  
{jb:} rage.  
{kg:} i went all over idaho...  
{jb:} yeah?  
{kg:} uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere.  
{jb:} what? there was no famine?  
{kg:} yeah, there was no famine, no.  
{jb:} dude.  
{kg:} i don't know what's uh...  
{jb:} a toast...  
{kg:} a toast...  
{jb:} long live the "d."  
{kg:} long live the "d."  

{clinking of glasses}                                
                                               F# 
{jb:} long live me. i'm sorry, i poisoned your wine.  
{kg:} what? 
                           G  
{jb:} for the good of the land. 
                 E 
{kg:} you p-- i poisoned yours... huh heh, as well. 
                          
{jb/kg:} noooooooooo!!!!! 
   A F G 
 ...no! 
         A F G A 
{jb/kg:} Aaahhhhhhhh!!!!! 
  
{sung} 
A                    F          G        A 
city, city, city, city, city, city, shitty. 
A                     F         G            A 
shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty. 
A                  C          G           A 
hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall.  

A                    F             G             A             
people inside me are askin' me to smoke up city hall, 
       C              G        
'cause no one here is talkin'. 
A                     F            G            A 
people inside me are askin' me to blow up city hall, 
       C               G      
'cause no one here is rockin'.  
A                     F           G            A 
people inside me are askin' me to blow up city hall,  
       C            G                 A 
'cause everyone is rock-'em sock-'em robots. 
F            G                 A 
everyone is rock-'em sock-'em robots. 
C            G                 A 
everyone is rock-'em sock-'em go! oh! 

  
{spoken}  
{jb:} don't, cut that part out.  
  
{kg:} we've got it.  
  
{jb:} um, do you believe in god?  
{kg:} i believe, i believe.  
{jb:} you do?  
{kg:} i believe in god. i believe in god.  
{jb: (laughs)} y'do--  
{kg:} i believe in god.  
{jb:} do you?  
{kg:} i believe in god.  
  
malibu nights  
{kg (spoken):}  
yeah, but you didn't fuckin' come out with this (one)--! {cuts off on "one"}  
{kg starts playing}  
{jb (spoken):} i got some lyrics.  
{sung}  
malibu nights, tangerine dreams,  
malibu neighs, malibu dreams,  
malibu, makin' a poo.  
stinky poo, lookin'd view.  
because it's time for my breakfast,  
it's time for some cheese.  
it's time for the stink,  
time for the breeze,  
time for the... hah-or-eeee!