G#5    A#5    G#5    A#5 

G#5                   A#5 
He's the alphabet pony  
   G#5                A#5 
Oh he's the alphabet pony 

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Phony monkey toy money lose end soda hands   
A#5 (strum)               A#5  (strum) 
pink plastic Jesus on the dashboard just saying  

G#5                 A#5 
He's the alphabet pony  
G#5                 A#5 
He's the alphabet pony  

 G#5 (strum)                  G#5 (strum)                   
No fun not happy got no money need a friend  
  A#5   (strum)     A#5  (strum) 
a volcano dish on a mountain-top to live in 

G#5                 A#5 
He's the alphabet pony  
G#5                 A#5 
He's the alphabet pony  
G#5                 A#5 
He's the alphabet pony  
    G#5             A#5 
Oh he's the alphabet pony 

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Cancel Sunday cancel Monday don't look at me   
       A#5 (strum)              A#5 (strum) 
I been running on a no-tomorrow road at great speed  
   G#5 (strum)             G#5 (strum)   
Need a punch a pop a bang a different song   
    A#5 (strum)              A#5 (strum) 
like a nice new home needs a mean stray dog  

G#5                 A#5 
He's the alphabet pony  
G#5                 A#5 
He's the alphabet pony  
G#5                 A#5 
He's the alphabet pony  
G#5                 A#5 
He's the alphabet pony  

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We go up down  up down   up down town again  
A#5 (strum)                               A#5 (strum) 
we like the walk the talk don't stop and fall into the quicksand  
G#5  (strum)          G#5  (strum)                            
Sharp teeth dry heat can't breach too many sins  
A#5 (strum)                    A#5 (strum) 
dont forget my cigarettes and get something that we can drink 
  
G#5                 A#5 
He's the alphabet pony  
   G#5               A#5 
Oh he's the alphabet pony 
G#5                 A#5 (strum) 
He's the alphabet pony