Part 1 
D (pm)                     G    A 
Don't wanna wake up at 6:15 
D (pm)                                    G    A 
Don't wanna go to work at the Dairy Queen 
D                                       G                                    A 
Don't wanna watch TV, Don't wanna read, There's only one thing that I really need 
D (pm)                                     G    A 
I need some brain damage and I need it fast 
D (pm)                                G    A 
Beat me till you put me in a body cast 
D                                          G                                    A 
There's only one thing that I really need, Baby give me bruises and make me bleed 

D                G                B                           A 
I'm feeling unsituated, I'm gonna bang my head head against a wall 
                         (wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh oooh) 
        D                G             B                   A 
Till my brains become inflated, And I can't even think at all 
                                  (wooooooooooooooh oooh) 
    D                  G      B                        A 
I'm feeling sort of agitated, Give me some assault and battery 
   D          G         B            D 
Do I need medicated? Do I need surgery? 

D   D 

Solo 
D    D    G    A    x2 

Part 2 
D                          G    A 
Don't wanna wake up at 6:15 
D                                        G    A 
Don't wanna go to work at the Dairy Queen 
D                                       G                                    A 
Don't wanna watch TV, Don't wanna read, There's only one thing that I really need 
D                                          G    A 
I need some brain damage and I need it fast 
D                                     G    A 
Beat me till you put me in a body cast 
D                                          G                                A 
There's only one thing that I really need, Baby give me bruises and make me bleed 

D                G                B                           A 
I'm feeling unsituated, I'm gonna bang my head head against a wall 
                                  (woooooooooooooooooooooooh oooh) 
        D               G           B            A 
Till my brains become inflated, And I can't even think at all 
                                    (woooooooooooooooooh oooh) 
    D                  G      B                        A 
I'm feeling sort of agitated, Give me some assault and battery 
   D          G         B            D 
Do I need medicated? Do I need surgery? 

D    D 

Part 3 
D (no guitar)              G    A 
Don't wanna wake up at 6:15 
D (no guitar)                            G    A 
Don't wanna go to work at the Dairy Queen 
D                                       G                                    A 
Don't wanna watch TV, Don't wanna read, There's only one thing that I really need 
D (no guitar)                              G    A 
I need some brain damage and I need it fast 
D (no guitar)                         G    A 
Beat me till you put me in a body cast 
D                                          G                                A 
There's only one thing that I really need, Baby give me bruises and make me bleed 

D                G                B                           A 
I'm feeling unsituated, I'm gonna bang my head head against a wall 
                                 (woooooooooooooooooooooooooh oooh) 
        D                G           B            A 
Till my brain's become inflated, And I can't even think at all 
                                     (woooooooooooooooooh oooh) 
    D                  G      B                        A 
I'm feeling sort of agitated, Give me some assault and battery 
   D          G         B            D  
Do I need medicated? Do I need surgery? 

B               D 
Do I need surgery? 
B               D 
Do I need surgery? 
B                     D 
So I don't swallow my tongue?