Intro: C  F  C  F 

Verse 

C                           F     
You're the kind of man that seems to leave a trail 
       C                       G 
Behind him of the friends that used to be so close 
    C                      F 
But then in some concocted scene they've done you wrong 
C                            G 
And so you write 'em off and bye bye they are gone 


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Chorus 1 

       F 
If you don't like dogs 
            C 
What do you like? 
       F 
If you don't like dogs 
             C                 G 
You're gonna wake up some cold night 
    F                  C     Am 
And howl at the lonely moon 
       C          G                                 C       
If you don't like dogs there's something wrong with you 

Verse 

C                          F   
You're the kind of man who wants everyone 
   C                           G          
To think that he's successful, so you talk about it 
    C                      F        
And you write about it and blah blah blah  
    C                            G                                 
But way deep down inside you're afraid that you're a fraud 


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Chorus 2 

       F 
If you don't like dogs 
            C 
What do you like? 
       F 
If you don't like dogs 
             C                 G 
You're gonna wake up some cold night 
    F                 C     Am 
And howl at the moon alone 
       C          G                    C 
If you don't like dogs, better just go home 

Bridge 

F 
I used to be a friend 

Even now from time to time 
  C 
I wish that I could see ya 
G 
Wouldn't wanna be ya 
F 
You might have a car, money, and a home 
    C                          G   
But you know and I know you'll always be alone 

Verse 

C                          F 
You're the kind of man who wants to know real love 
    C                      G 
But all that you can do is talk about young girls 
    C                        F 
And tell off color jokes and act all kinds of flirty 
    C                              G 
But when the truth be told you're afraid of getting dirty  


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Chorus 3 

       F 
If you don't like dogs 
            C 
What do you like? 
       F 
If you don't like dogs 
             C                 G 
You're gonna wake up some cold night 
    F                       C          Am 
And howl till your head's a throbbin' 
       C          G                        C  
If you don't like dogs what's your fucking problem?