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C                     G      C 
Tony wore his pajamas to the beach 
        F                                               C 
He said "Life's a beach, life's a beach, life's a bloody beach! 
   C                          G              C 
He picked up some sand and he threw it in the sea 
          F                                 C 
I’ve got a sandy hand, a sandy hand, a sandy hand 
C                            G               C 
Tony found a boomerang and he threw it in the air 
F                                                C 
Beware beware beware beware the boomerangs in the air 

G                F                    Dm 
Tony, I made you dinner, why don't you care?  
G                F                    Dm 
Tony, I made you dinner, why don't you care?  
G                F                    Dm     C 
Tony, I made you dinner, why don't you care?  

C                        G    C 
They lived in a old house on a cliff 
F                                                C 
She rode to work on a bicycle and he had a pen to write with 

G                F                    Dm 
Tony, I made you dinner, why don't you care? 
G                F                    Dm 
Tony, I made you dinner, why don't you care?  
G                F                    Dm 
Tony, I made you dinner, why don't you care?  
G                F                    Dm    C 
Tony, I made you dinner, why don't you care?