Bm 
Y & S: 	(Both start singing at the same time with different words)   
      	 
Scod:  	Don't I start this?   
Yon:   	No!   
Scod:  	No, you do! Oh yeah, sorry. My fault.   
Yon:   	You can join in if you want... but don't fuck it up.   
 
      	Bm					      D 
Yon:   	They say that if you try, you'll achieve your dreams,   
					Em 
	But who will pay the price in between?   
		       F# 
Tripod: Glu-glung, glu-glung, glu-glung, glu-glung,   
			Bm 
   	Glu-glung glung glung!   
       
Gatesy: That's pretty good.   
       
	Bm				  D	 
Gatesy: You'd hope that being family was enough,   
   				 Em 
	But circumstances can be tough.   
		       F# 
Tripod: Glu-glung, glu-glung, glu-glung, glu-glung,   
   	 
	Glu-glung glung!   
      		    G 
Scod:  	You have to choose,   
   			    A(let ring) 
	And one of you must lose...   
      	 
   	Bm		      D 
	On the world of Transformers,   
   			     Em 
	The man Transformers are in charge.   
		  F# 
Tripod: You never hear about,   
   			 Bm 
	The lady Transformers.   
      	Bm				  D 
Yon:  	But they do exist, and they often come...   
   				Em 
	... in pairs, not "come"...   
Yon:  	I don't mean...!   
Gatesy: They exist!   
	F# 
Y & G:  Exist, exist, exist, exist!   
       
		     G 
Tripod: The sisters' names,   
   			      A(let ring) 
	Are Weapontron and... Kate?   
   			 G 
	And through this game,   
   				    A 
	Their love has turned to... hate?   
      	 
   			   D 
	When you're a Transformer,   
   					A 
	You will see that some things never change.   
   		   G 
	They might re-arrange,   
   	       A 
	Into a car, a truck, a plane.   
   		      D 
	But if you're Weapontron and Kate,   
   		      A 
	You might not have so much luck,   
   		      G 
	You might not turn into a truck.   
   	F#			    Bm 
	How does a Transformer get ahead,   
   		 A				D 
	When the thing they turn into is fairy bread?   
       
	Bm				  D 
Yon:  	Weapontron and Kate had to find a skill,   
   				      Em 
	Because they couldn't fight or kill.   
		  F# 
Tripod: And their transformations,   
   			     Bm 
	Weren't that much to see.   
      	 
	Bm			      D 
Scod:  	But they had photographic memory,   
   			   Em 
	And lots of mental energy.   
		    F# 
Tripod: And so they entered,   
   			       G 
	A Transformer spelling bee,   
				  A 
Scod:  	Which caused sibling rivalry.   
 
      	(Scod plays Em Bm throughout the spelling bee) 
 
Gatesy: So, young sisters! It is down to you two. You have beaten all the  
	other pissweak Transformers, including the formidable one that turned  
	into a doughnut - Doughnutron.   
   	Weapontron, spell "Xerox"!   
       
Yon:  	Xerox. Triple-Z...   
Gatesy: (Buzzer noise)   
Yon:  	No, no, no, no, no! X... Z...   
Gatesy: (Buzzer noise)   
       
   	Okay, you are out of the game. If Kate wins, there certainly will be  
	Something for Kate.   
       
   	(To audience) I wrote that one!   
Scod:  	He insisted that joke go in.   
Yon:  	There was no time to stop him!   
Gatesy: They don't give these jobs to monkeys.   
       
   	Kate! Spell "haemorrhoids"!   
Yon:  	Haemorrhoids. H... M...   
Gatesy: (Buzzer noise)   
   	Wrong! But in order for this song to make sense... Kate, you win!   
       
			    D 
Tripod: When you're a Transformer,   
   					A 
	You will see that some things never change.   
   		   G 
	They might re-arrange,   
   	       A 
	Into a car, a truck, a plane.   
   		      D 
	But if you're Weapontron and Kate,   
   		      A 
	You might not have so much luck,   
   		      G 
	You might not turn into a truck.   
   	F#			    Bm 
	How does a Transformer get ahead,   
   		 A				D 
	When the thing they turn into is fairy bread?