This is one of my favourites.  I play it every time I get 3/4 drunk at partys. 
I have some other Kev tabs I've worked out too.  Interested?  Contact me! 
 
Use open chords; standard tuning 
 
Verse 1: 
G   F     C                                       F 
She said "Thankyou, for the brand new super duper dildo. (super duper dildo) 
    G                                C 
You said it was the biggest one they had. 
                                                        F 
Well I'm P.M.T. and if that's meant for me then there's been a change of plans, 
     G                        C 
Bend over, and take it like a man." 
 


[Refrão]
G   F          C                        F 
She said "Bend over, and take it like a man."  (super duper dildo) 
        G                                 F               C 
"Let me share the pleasure darlin' let me show how much I care. 
                                       F 
So stick those hairy bum cheeks in the air." (super duper dildo) 
      G                        C 
"Bend over, and take it like a man." 
 
 
Verse 2:    (play same as first verse) 
She said "Gonna thank you, with the brand new super duper dildo." (super duper dildo) 
"With you tied spread-eagled face down on the bed. 
And I've straped it on to the Black and Decker so stick your arse'ole in the air. 
And bend over, and take it like a man." 
 
play chorus 
 
 
Verse 3: 
She said "I'll thank you, with the brand new super duper dildo." (super duper dildo) 
As she dunked it in the jar beside the bed. 
"Now was that KY gel, or chilli sauce I could not give a damn. 
Bend over, and take it like a man." 
 
play chorus