Tuning: Standard 

Intro: 

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Verse (Listen for the strum pattern): 

   You've expressed explicitly, your contempt for matrimony... 

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   Hey              hey         marry me,          Archie 

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If somebody wants to add the solo or lead parts to this tab, feel free.  
I just don't feel like doing it at the moment.