People Who Don’t Climb Ladders 
(aren’t particularly likely to fall off ladders now, are they?) 

Picking Riff 

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Intro 

Repeat picking riff 


verse 1 

picking riff repeated 

now youll never be a freak my dear 
now youll never be a freak 
a stupid haircut and yr halfway there 
but youll never be a freak 


Chorus 

G       A               picking riff 
rung by fucked up rung 


verse 2 

Picking riff repeated 

sickest jokes are on the unprepaired 
so work this one out Hercule 
no youll never be a freak my dear 
(something) no thanks to you 


Repeat Chorus 

Solo (loosely played) 

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verse 3 

Picking riff repeated 

sickest jokes are on the unprepaired 
so work this one out Hercule 
no youll never be a freak my dear 
no youll never be Hercule 


Repeat Chorus 

end mix picking riff with very random note bends and guitar thrashing