[Intro]duction 
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Introduction verse 
A man walks out of his apartment it is raining he's got no umbrella 
 
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Main verses.. 
 
he starts running beneath the awnings 
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trying to save his suit x2 
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tryin to dryin to tryin to dry but... 
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no good 
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When he gets to the crowded subway platform 
 
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he takes off both of his shoes 
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He steps right into somebody's fat loogie 
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and everyone who sees him says "ewwww" everyone who sees him says "ewwww" 
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Chorus 
 
But he doesn't care cause last night he got a... 
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 visit from the Ghost of corporate future... 
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