C 

e|-0--0--0---------------0--------| 
B|--1--1--1--1------3-3-----1-----| 
G|--------------------------------| 
D|----2-----2----------2------2---| 
A|-3-----3----------3-----3-------| 
E|--------------------------------| 


 "I don't care if it sounds ridiculous" 

F 

e|-1-0--------------1--0------------| 
B|------1------------------1--------| 
G|--------2------------------2------| 
D|----3-----3------------3------3---| 
A|----------------------------------| 
E|-1-----1------------1-----1-------| 


 "Even the birds and bees" 

F         A#        G 

e|-1-0------------------------------| 
B|--------------6---0---------1p0---| 
G|--------7---------0-------0-------| 
D|----3----------8--------0-------0-| 
A|----------------------------------| 
E|-1--------6--------3--------3-----| 


   "Eat how they damn well please" 

 A#             F          C 
e|----------------------------------| 
B|----6----------1----1----1--------| 
G|----7----------2------------------| 
D|------8---------------3---------2-| 
A|----------------------------3-----| 
E|--6--------------1----------------|