Maynards Dick

Tool - Maynard's Dick 
 
Key: 
 
h = hammer on 
p = pull off 
/ = slide up 
\ = slide down 
pm. = palm mute 
b = 1/2 bend 
B = full bend 
A.H. = artificial harmonic	 
 
	Intro - Guitar 1 
e|-----------------------| 
B|-----------------------| 
G|-----------7-----------| 
D|---2---5---7---7---5---| 
A|---2---5---5---7---5---| 
E|---0---3-------5---3---| 
 
	Verse - Guitar 2 
Play this with the first part. 
e|---0---3---2---0-------| 
B|---0---3---3---2-------| 
G|---1---0---2---2-------| 
D|---2---0---0---2-------|  x4 
A|---2---2-------0-------| 
E|---0---3---------------| 
	 
	Chorus - Guitar 2                   Guitar 1 
e|---3---0---------------|          |-----------------------| 
B|---3---0---------------|   x3     |-----------------------| 
G|---0---1---------------|          |-----------------------| 
D|---0---2---------------|   WITH   |---5---2---------------|  
A|---2---2---------------|          |---5---2---------------| 
E|---3---0---------------|          |---3---0---------------| 
 
	4th Time 
e|---3---0---------------|          |-----------------------| 
B|---3---2---------------|          |-----------------------| 
G|---0---2---------------|          |-------2---------------| 
D|---0---2---------------|   WITH   |---5---2---------------| 
A|---2---0---------------|          |---5---0---------------| 
E|---3-------------------|          |---3-------------------| 
 
	Verse #2 - Guitar 2 
e|--------0-----0-------3-----3-------2-----2----------------------| 
B|----------0-------------3---------3---3--------------------------| 
G|------------1-------------0-----2-------2-------2---0h2p0---0----| 
D|------2-------------0---------0---------------2---2-------2------|   x2 
A|----2-------------2-------------------------0--------------------| 
E|--0-------------3------------------------------------------------| 
 
	Kick into distortion at the "Kinda like the way you're breathin'" part.  
It's guitar 1 from here on out. 
	Chorus x4 
 
	Bridge 
e|-----------------------| 
B|-----------------------| 
G|-----------------------| 
D|-----------------------|   x2 
A|-----0/////////--------| 
E|---0-------------------| 
 
e|-----------------------| 
B|-----------------------| 
G|-----------------------| 
D|-----------------------|   x4 
A|-----------3h5-7-------| 
E|---0--0-3h5------------| 
 
e|---------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------| 
D|--7-7-5-5-7-5-7b-5-5---7-7-5-5-7-5-7b-5-5----|    
A|---------------------------------------------| 
E|---------------------------------------------| 
                        A.H all 7's-------- 
 
e|------------------------------------------------------| 
B|------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--------------------9---11---12---14---16-------------| 
D|------------------------------------------------------| 
A|---2---5---7---10---7---9----10---12---14-------------| 
E|---0---3---5---8--------------------------------------| 
   pm------------- 
	Then play the 16th fret on G - string through the chorus one last time,  
throw in a few bends and stuff. 
 
	End x2 Guitar 1                 Guitar 2 
e|-----------------------|          |-----------------------------| 
B|-----------------------|          |-----------------------------|            
G|---14-12-14-12-14-12---|   WITH   |-----------------------------| 
D|-----------------------|          |---7---5---7---5---7---5-----| 
A|-----------------------|          |---7---5---7---5---7---5-----| 
E|-----------------------|          |---5---3---5---3---5---3-----| 
            Guitar 1     and finally...  Guitar 2 
e|-----------------------|          |-----------------------| 
B|-----------------------|          |-----------------------| 
G|---14-12---------------|   WITH   |-----------------------| 
D|---------14------------|          |---7---5---2-----------| 
A|-----------------------|          |---7---5---2-----------| 
E|-----------------------|          |---5---3---0-----------| 
 
 
Lyrics: (stolen from http://toolshed.down.net) 
it's  all an  open center 
opens up and lets the wind lift him away 
it doesn't have to feel water 
lets just embrace the feel like that 
kinda like the way you're breathing 
i kinda like the way you keep looking away 
would you like to glide on 
slide a mile six inches and then climb on maynard's dick 
 
theres a shyness found in reason 
apprehensive influence swallow away 
you seem to feel abysmal take it 
then you're careful brace for sure 
kinda like the way you're breathing 
kinda like the way you keep looking away 
would you like to climb on 
climb on my six inches and go down on maynard's dick 
 
took you out in the back of the toolshed 
put it right on  top of your forehead 
took you out in the back of the toolshed 
now you know what you're fuckin with...maynard's dick