(acordes em power chords) 

             E5 
i want to tell you a little story 
             C#5                  G#5 
'bout a party that went all right, 
                  A#5 
but went all wrong 
              E5 
i want to tell you a little story 
          C#5                   G#5 
'bout a party in this song... 

( E5 C#5 G#5 A#5 E5 C#5 G#5 ) (2x) 

(palm muted) 
E5                      C#5 
it happened back in '93, 
F#5                   C#5 
in the pittsburgh punk rock scene 
F#5                    C#5                    G#5 
an event that will go down, in infamy 
E5                C#5 
it was all the master plan, 
F#5                    C#5 
of one legendary punk rock kid 
F#5                      C#5               G#5 
his name was spaz, S-P-A-Z... 

(palm muted) 
A#5                                              G#5 
an eviction notice sent to his house sparked off an idea, 
F#5                                                    C#5 
i should have one last party at my place... 
A#5 
so off he set with his master plan, 
G#5 
the invitations in his hand read, 
F#5                        G#5 
you're invited to my house destruction party! 

F#5  C#5                          G#5 
spaz's house destruction party, 
A#5     F#5       C#5              G#5 F#5 F5 Em 
it was chaos with no end 
               F#5           C#5 
if you were crazy enough 
                   G#5             A#5 
to make the house destruction party 
F#5                   C#5                             G#5 
then you know you're lucky that you lived 

( E5 C#5 G#5 A#5 E5 C#5 G#5 ) (2x) 

(palm muted) 
E5                         C#5 
we played there st. patrick's day, 
F#5                     C#5 
with submachine and the bad genes 
F#5                C#5            G#5 
in a basement full of debris 
E5                           C#5 
from kicked in doors, broken glass, 
F#5                 C#5 
kicked in walls the place was trashed 
F#5                 C#5                              G#5 
the house was now missing its support beams 

(palm muted) 
A#5 
the bathrooms had no toilets 
G#5 
or sinks left in them 
F#5 
there was nothing 
                            C#5 
in the kitchen left to break 
A#5 
aus rotten spray painted on walls, 
G#5 
drunk punks passed out in the halls 
F#5 
and this was just the second night, 
G#5 
or a three-day long party 

F#5  C#5                          G#5 
spaz's house destruction party, 
A#5     F#5       C#5              G#5 F#5 F5 Em 
it was chaos with no end 
               F#5           C#5 
if you were crazy enough 
                   G#5             A#5 
to make the house destruction party 
F#5                   C#5                             G#5 
then you know you're lucky that you lived 

(bridge) 
C#5                          A#5 
the cops showed up and all the kids 
F#5 
went piling out the back 
C#5                         A#5 
i remember running away and hiding out 
F#5 
in the lot behind the squirrel hill mellon bank 
C#5                A#5 
the cop said, i want to speak 
F#5 
to someone who lives here! 
C#5 
and this punk kid said she did 
A#5 
he asked, is 
             F#5 
this the condition this house has always been in? 
she answered, ah... yeah, it is 

F#5  C#5                          G#5 
spaz's house destruction party, 
A#5     F#5       C#5              G#5 F#5 F5 Em 
it was chaos with no end 
               F#5           C#5 
if you were crazy enough 
                   G#5             A#5 
to make the house destruction party 
F#5                   C#5                             G#5 
then you know you're lucky that you lived 

( E5 C#5 G#5 A#5 E5 C#5 G#5 ) (2x)