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D                   G      A            D 
You're kinda like a moped, fun to ride around 
    D                    D                  A             D 
But if my friends should catch me, then I'd never live it down 
          D               G                     A                 D 
Cause you jiggle when you giggle, those crossed eyes I just don't mind 
   D            G                A                  D 
If no one ever finds us out then that would be just fine 


Bridge 
    D             G           A               D 
And if I get real drunk I may call you in the night. 
D               G                  A               D 
Park your car around the corner to keep it out of sight. 


[Refrão]
           D             G          A                D 
And you'll never hold my hand and I know we'll never kiss 
             G                                A                    D 
Cause you're just the last phone number on my late night telephone list. 

Verse 
D                        G            A                D 
Now I've tried to get my room just as dark as it could be 
D                      D             A                 D 
Cause I know I'd never call you if I thought I had to see. 
D                     G               A                D 
And I'd appreciate it kindly if you'd leave before the sun 
D                      G                      A               D 
Cause I know where the lights are burning our relationship is done. 


[Refrão]
           D             G          A                D 
And you'll never hold my hand and I know we'll never kiss 
             G                                A                    D 
Cause you're just the last phone number on my late night telephone list. 

Verse  
D                             G             A              D 
Well I've been calling all my beauties from 2 o clock till 3. 
D             D          A                 D 
Expect a call at 3:15 if none of those are free. 
D                          G           A              D 
Now when that phone starts ringing you best be on the move 
D                   G                 A           D 
Cause I know if I'm calling I've been drinking 90 proof. 


[Refrão]
           D             G          A                D 
And you'll never hold my hand and I know we'll never kiss 
             G                                A                    D 
Cause you're just the last phone number on my late night telephone list.