Intro: D C  D C  

D 
Bi-cycles are everywhere  
Fishbones a dollar, a natural pair  
E                 C 
Mother of sorrows growing her hairs  
G                        D 
The foggy blossoms ain't goin' no where  

D   C 

D 
Blackberries on the belly they rot  
Semen sailin' the Hungarian knot  
E            C 
Yella onions weepy and hot  
G                    D 
Widow's moons in the sugary pot  

D   C 

D  
Texas tinys they never thought  
The rotation or the ring of the rock  
E                    C 
Could make the women wantingly mock  
G                  D 
The prohibition on cursing the cock  

D   C 

D 
While the temple was under construction  
It came down that there was corruption  
E                 C 
The lord told' em detailed instructions  
G              D 
How to build a wagon of destruction  

D   C 



[Refrão]

D                     A 
Said the apple to the snake  
    G                D 
Yer erotic forks are fake  
D                     A 
Said the goose to the jailer  
    G                D 
Yer religious awe's a failure  
         Bb            Bm 
Said the spider to the candle  
E            A 
Yer bride is mechanical  

D C (2x) 

D 
Monochromes strummin' their bones  
Yella bikes high tail it on home  
E                 C 
Shoelaces lor the superdome  
G                                      D 
Gots t' take it to the house, When yer in the red zone  

D   C 

D               
Foggy blossom, mechanical bride  
Crocodile eyes open wide  
E        C 
Wild ass sleeps on his side  
G                         D 
And he'll eat anything as long as it's fried  

D   C 


[Refrão]


D                     A 
Said the apple to the snake  
    G                D 
Yer erotic forks are fake  
D                     A 
Said the goose to the jailer  
    G                D 
Yer religious awe's a failure  
         Bb            Bm 
Said the spider to the candle  
E            A 
Yer bride is mechanical  


D C