F 
Friday night I started my first fist fight 
Got me kicked out of the bar 
When I went stumbling through 
                           C 
The parking lot, you know I could not find my car 
F 
So I bummed a ride from Bessie 
My old school friend 
She said, Honey, where you want to go? 
But all I said is, I think this might be the end 
      C                          
And I'm feeling sick so could you drive me slow? 
F                              B F             B 
Because my man he up and left me, left me in dust 
F 
Doctor, lawyer, banker, tell me who can I trust? 

B              F   
Somebody fix me Fix me from head to toe 
            C                B 
You'd better drop a line Or else you're leaving me out in cold 

F 
That man of mine he sure was one of a kind 
He never did treat me wrong 
He was the sweet kind of man 
Who kept me straight in line 
            C                   
But now hes got me singing this low-down song 
F 
Now I ain't got nobody round 
To come and help me get well 
When all I do is drink and cry 
Preacher man said 
Baby, why don't you help yourself? 
        C 
But I'm too low-down to even try 
F                         B F                   B 
I've drank up all my brandy, finished all my wine 
F 
I need your love candy, make me feel just fine 

B              F 
Somebody fix me Fix me from head to toe 
             C               B 
You'd better drop a line Or else you're leaving me out in the cold 

F 
I was a real good girl for most of my early life 
I figured someday Id make some man a real good wife 
I always washed my knickers, pressed my blue, blue jeans 
C 
I've got no idea how I got so mean 
F                           B F                  B 
Now my man he up and left me, left me in the dust 
F 
Doctor, lawyer, banker, tell me who can I trust? 

B              F 
Somebody fix me Fix me from head to toe 
            C                B 
You'd better drop a line Or else you're leaving me out in the cold