Intro: E A E A, E A E A) 
 
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Woke up this morning, found myself in bed  
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My knowledge of the blues is somewhat nil  
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I'd dreamt about a love affair in far off Budapest  
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The sort of thing that sugars every pill  
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I was a teenage armchair Honved fan.  
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I went dans la cuisine in a bilinguistic mood  
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And Morphy Richards popped up with the goods  
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I was feeling Hungary both this morning and last night  
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And with an appetite like that you see the woods  
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I was a teenage armchair Honved fan.  
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Is this the bit where we're supposed to make guitars collide?  
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And is this the bit where we release all that raw energy?  
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And is this the bit where we go crashing through those barriers?  
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Like what they do in music mags?  
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I was a teenage armchair Honved fan.  
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I was a teenage armchair Honved fan. I was a teenage armchair Honved fan.  
E                               A    E  
I was a teenage armchair Honved fan. I was a teenage armchair Honved,  
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I was a teenage armchair Honved, I was a teenage armchair Honved,  
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I was a teenage wham bam thank you, I was a teenage armchair Honved,  
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I was a teenage armchair Honved, I was a teenage armchair Honved fan.  
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I was a teenage armchair Honved fan. I was a teenage armchair Honved fan.  
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I was a teenage armchair Honved fan. I was a teenage armchair Honved fan.  
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I was a teenage armchair Honved fan.