C 
Quick, run, hide here comes Dave Stewart 

Walking up the drive with that look in his eye 

That ?Let?s do a project? look, 
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?About third rate Swiss Agit-Pop?. 
C 
George O?Dowd so glad you're happy 

All fit and well after going through the hell 

Of being a pop star; street parties in Redcar. 

Oh Mr Woo what shall I do? 

Surrogate Grundy, sold on a Monday 
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To Richard and Judy?.. Drill. 
C 
I am the girl from Deacon Blue, 

Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo, doo doo 

Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo, doo doo 

Multi-talented Sinitta, I just want to meet yer 

?Cos I am St Peter, and you're going downstairs 
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Along with cars that have pet names.