[Refrão]
G 
 Keeping your poop in a jar, 
D 
 Til the day you come back  
                       Amin 
so I don't forget just what you are. 
         C            D         G     C  D   
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar. 

Verse 
C 
 You thought you took everything,  
G                         D 
but you left something behind for me. 
C 
I scooped it out, I bottled it up,  
        G                       D 
now its there on a stand by the bed  
             C           Emin 
to remind me case I ever forget. 
C                     D 
You're just a piece of poop. 

Chorus 
(violin break: with Chorus chords) 
(mandolin break: with Chorus chords) 
Let me testify 

Verse 
C 
 I had a moment of weakness once 
     G                    D 
so I opened the lid for a smell. 
C 
 It all came back to me baby. 
    G               D      
One vaporous rush I remembered you well. 
C                Emin 
How could I ever forget,  
C                           D 
 Aw that you're a piece of... poop. 
 

[Refrão]
G 
 Keeping your poop in a jar, 
D 
 Til the day you come back  
                       Amin 
so I don't forget just what you are. 
         C            D         G     
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar. 
       C      D  
Now, ho everybody sing. 

C            D         G 
Keeping your poop in a jar. 
C            D         Emin 
Keeping your poop in a jar, 
C               D         G 
Keeping your, a poop in a jar.