words and music by the Sod brothers 
(P)(C)1995 Super Fly Camel Clutch Music/ 
Take me to your Fader Music/ 
Gotee Music/Bmi (Admin. by Gotee Music) 
From: Morley  
Corrected by Dennis Higgins  
 
(Verse 1) 
A A G G A A D D D 
(The duplicated letters mean how many times you need to strum it.) 
  
Outsretched neck 
You Flirt with your eyes 
Walking arrogantly along 
With ornamented disguise 
 
(Channel) 
G                    Gb       F 
Therefore the  Lord will bring sores 
 
(Chorus) 
G 
Bald women 
C 
You should have been humble 
G 
Bald women 
C  
You should have been smarter 
Am 
Bald women 
G 
You're bald because your bald 
 
(Verse 2) 
A A G G A A D D D 
(The duplicated letters mean how many times you need to strum it.) 
  
Instead of perfume 
There'll be stench 
Instead of sash, a rope 
Instead of well dressed hair, baldness 
 
(Channel) 
G                    Gb          F 
Therefore the Lord will bring sores 
 
(Chorus) 
 
(Channel) 
G                    Gb          F 
Therefore the Lord will bring sores 
Therefore the Lord will bring sores 
Therefore the Lord will bring sores 
 
(Chorus 2x)