verse 1 
    G                Em               C 
I'm tired of hearing your voice on my answering machine 
   G                     Em             C                D 
it seems like you've forgotten all the things you did to me 
    G                  Em               C 
Well you get drunk and lonely and start sayin I love you 
Em               G              C                   D 
Your the one who walked away so here's what you can do 



[Refrão]
Chorus 
    C                 G              D                 Em 
Put it in the sunday paper write on a billboard on the street 
             C       G          D/A 
Sell it on a sixty second infomercial on tv 
                C            G 
Tell it to your dog when you walkin 
               D                    Em 
Tell it to the clerk at the grocery store 
           C      G                 D                Em    D 
Put in the sunday paper I don't want hear it anymore 


verse 2 
     G                 Em 
Well you said that you needed space 
          C 
So why do you keep crowding me 
G              Em 
why you drivin by my house 
    C                    D 
you know this ain't your street 
G                     Em 
Well I got the phone number 
             C 
If you wanna place an ad or two 
              Em           G 
Well they got friendly operators 
      C             D 
who'd gladly assist you 


[Refrão]

Chorus 
                  C      G              D                 Em 
So put it in the sunday paper write on a billboard on the street 
             C       G          D/A 
Sell it on a sixty second infomercial on tv 
                C            G 
Tell it to your dog when you walkin 
               D                    Em 
Tell it to the clerk at the grocery store 
           C      G                  D                G 
Put in the sunday paper I don't want hear it anymore 


Bridge 
Am 
Well you go so much time on your hands 
     C 
then give it to charity 
Am              Am 
Go into therapy get yourself a hobby 
Am               Am 
put in a melody, sing at the opry 
D                    G 
Just stop bugging me 
              C      G 
Put it in the sky in writin' 
             D                   G 
or on a scoreboard at a football game 
                C                G 
write it with a sharpie on your  forehead 
     D 
then walk around for days 
               C       G 
Tell it to you nosey neighbor 
               D                Em 
and it mail it up to your front door 
              C      G 
Put it in the sunday paper 
              D 
I don't wanna hear it anymore 



[Refrão]
Chorus 
                  C      G              D                 G 
So put it in the sunday paper write on a billboard on the street 
             C       G          D 
Sell it on a sixty second infomercial on tv 
                C            G 
Tell it to your dog when you walkin 
               D                    Em 
Tell it to the clerk at the grocery store 
           C      G                  D          Em 
Put in the sunday paper I don't want hear it anymore 
           C      G                  D           Em   Bm   Em 
Put in the sunday paper I don't want hear it anymore