Capo 1 

Intro: A G D G A D 

verse 1 
D                              A 
Oh doctor I'm in trouble (well goodness gracious me) 
                                                 D 
For every time a certain man is standing next to me 
                                C               G 
A flush comes to my face and my pulse begins to race 
        G                     D 
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom 
      A                     D 
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom 
G                     D 
Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom 
N/C                       D 
Well goodness gracious me  

verse 2 
D                                                A 
How often does this happen when did this trouble start 
                                                           D 
You see my stethoscope is bobbing to the throbbing of your heart 
                            C              G 
What kind of man is he to create this allergy 
        G                     D 
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom 
      A                     D 
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom 
G                     D 
Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom 
N/C                       A Em 
Well goodness gracious me  

Bridge 1 

Em                                  A 
From New Delhi to Darjeeling I have done my share of healing 
         Em                          D 
And I've never yet been beaten or outboxed 
    Em                             A 
I remember that with one jab of my needle in the Punjab 
      Em             A            D 
How I cleared up beriberi and the dreaded dysentery 
    Em                 D                   D 
But your complaint has got me really foxed 
  
verse 3 
D                                A 
Oh doctor touch my fingers (well goodness gracious me) 
                                             D 
You may be very clever but however can't you see 
                                  C              G 
My heart beats much too much at a certain tender touch 
        G                     D 
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom 
      A                     D 
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom 
G                     D 
Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom 
N/C 
Well goodness gracious me  

Interlude (basically spoken with quiet music background) 
D 
Can I see your tongue....aaah 

Nothing the matter with it put it away please 

Maybe it's my back....maybe it is 
                    Em 
Shall I lie down....yes...ahhhh 

Bridge 2   
Em                             A 
My initial diagnosis rules out measles and thrombosis 
         Em                           D 
Sleeping sickness and as far as I can tell 
    Em                          A 
Influenza inflammation whooping cough and night starvation 
           Em            A                   D 
And you'll be so glad to hear that both your eyeballs are so clear 
           Em         D                       D 
That I can positively swear that you are well 

verse 4 to outro  
D                                            A 
Put two and two together if you have eyes to see 
                                                        D 
The face that makes my pulses race is right in front of me 
                                    C                G 
Oh there is nothing I can do for my heart is pumping too 
         G                     D 
Oh we go boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom 
      A                     D 
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom 
G                     D 
Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom 
A 
Goodness gracious how audacious 
A 
Goodness gracious how flirtatious 
A 
Goodness gracious 
  
(Spoken) 
It is me....it is you.... 
                         A  D 
Ah I'm sorry it is us....ahhh