verse 1 
     A     D   A       E    A    D     A    E  A  D A E A D A E 
Well first off i think your head looks like an egg 
    A    D    A  E   A       D    A       E     A  D A E A D A E 
The best part of you dripped down your father's leg 
D          A                  D    F#m E 
It's about time i knocked you down a   peg 
           D             A 
Cause your six pack is a keg 
        F#m            E   D     A 
Fat and ugly just like griffins' meg 


[Refrão]

Bm                     A 
Bothered by one post a day 
         F#m                D    F#m E 
You're a fuddy duddy that's what i   say 
Bm                              A 
Bitchin and complaining fucking tattle tales 
            F#m                     D   F#m E 
Run to your mommies if you're gonna cry and wail 
Bm                      A 
Music's about including everyone 
        F#m               D   F#m    E 
Letting each individual enjoy in the fun 
           Bm                     A 
It's about tearing walls down not building them up 
       F#m                            D F#m E 
Adding something to your fellow man's empty cup 

verse 2 
A    D   A  E  A  D  A  E   A    D A E A D A E 
Your social demeanor is the worst 
A    D A    E  A     D    A    E         A     D A E A D A E 
When i talk to you i feel like i've been cursed 
  D               A   D    F#m E 
I hope you take a hit from a   burst 
       D              A 
Take a long ride in a herse 
   F#m                 E    D        A     D A E A D A E 
Or regress back to the time when you nursed 


[Refrão]
 
Bm                     A 
Bothered by one post a day 
         F#m                D    F#m E 
You're a fuddy duddy that's what i   say 
Bm                              A 
Bitchin and complaining fucking tattle tales 
            F#m                     D   F#m E 
Run to your mommies if you're gonna cry and wail 
Bm                      A 
Music's about including everyone 
        F#m               D   F#m    E 
Letting each individual enjoy in the fun 
           Bm                     A 
It's about tearing walls down not building them up 
       F#m                            D F#m E 
Adding something to your fellow man's empty cup 

bridge 
D F#m   E    D        F#m E     D F#m E 
I don't need your fucking group anyway 
D      F#m     E   D       F#m  E D  F#m E 
Kicked out for posting one song a day 
D    F#m     E     D           F#m E       D  F#m E 
This group's dead, it's whack, it  don't even matter 
 D      F#m  E       D     F#m   E  D    F#m E 
Another rung stepped on to climb up this ladder 


[Refrão]
 
Bm                     A 
Bothered by one post a day 
         F#m                D    F#m E 
You're a fuddy duddy that's what i   say 
Bm                              A 
Bitchin and complaining fucking tattle tales 
            F#m                     D   F#m E 
Run to your mommies if you're gonna cry and wail 
Bm                      A 
Music's about including everyone 
        F#m               D   F#m    E 
Letting each individual enjoy in the fun 
           Bm                     A 
It's about tearing walls down not building them up 
       F#m                            D F#m E 
Adding something to your fellow man's empty cup