Intro: Dm 

verse 1 
Dm                        G 
 What's up baby? You're a very sexy lady 
         F                              G 
What's a good girl like you doing in a 'hood like this? 
Dm                           G 
 Your life's in danger every enemy's a stranger 
                                          A 
But good for you I rule this town with my iron fists 

Dm                             G 
 Check my sunglasses for proof that I kick some asses 
        F                                         G 
No more classes, you've been schooled and now you know the deal 
Dm                   G 
 Everyone here has a black belt in "Amazing" 
                              A                        Bm 
And diplomas from The University of Fucking Keepin' it Real 


[Refrão]
Bm            A                 Em 
 (Hey! Hey!) That's how we're livin' 
           G   A    Bm 
Welcome to Attitude City 
         D                G 
(Hey! Hey!) No fucks are given 
A                        Bm 
 When you're in Attitude City 

          A                       Em 
(Hey! Hey!) You made the right decision 
              G   A   Bb 
If your goal was to learn how to rock 
         F 
Now sit back as I walk you though 
    Asus                        A 
My life as the baddest fuckin' dude on the block 

verse 2 
Dm                    G 
 Every morning I wake up before the dawn and 
      F                          G 
Run a half a mile in forty seven minutes flat 
Dm                         G 
 Then shit gets crazy, I water my grandma's daisies 
                                            A 
And sit down with her for biscuits and have a nice chat (Fuck yeah!) 

Dm                           G 
 Then I maintain this insane body with weight training 
         F                                   G 
Can't contain me! Put five pounds up on that barbell rack! (Do it!) 
Dm                        G 
 Just ask my mother, I am one tough fuckin' fucker 
                                      A                           Bm 
And if I have scary dreams I can just go to sleep between her and dad 


[Refrão]
Bm       A              Em 
 (Hey! Hey!) No one can faze me! 
            G   A    Bm 
When I'm in Attitude City 
         D                 G 
(Hey! Hey!) This shit gets crazy 
A                  Bm 
 Daily in Attitude City 

         A                      Em                     G     A 
(Hey! Hey!) My rock is fuckin' tasty... but here come some tough 
Bb                          F 
Guys from the town, trying to steal my crown 
             Asus                                A 
I'll take on your whole bitchass gang, now let's throw the fuck down! 

Acoustic breakdown 
|Dm---C---|Bb-----C-|Dm---C---|Bb---Am-C-| 
(Ninja Brian, would you lay down a sick flute solo for me? Thank you.) 

Dm               C 
Oh what a lovely spring day 
    Bb                   C 
For you to visit our cit-tay 
Dm                  C 
Here are some tasty gumdrops 
    Bb              Am         C 
And rainbow colored lollipops (lollipops) 

Dm                 C 
Do come again with your thugs 
    Bb                   C 
But only if you like bro hugs 
Eb                Bb 
Here's my wallet, have a nice 

|Db--Ab--Eb-|----G---| 
Day! 


[Refrão]
Bm                A               Em 
 (Hey! That's right!) We are the masters 
           G   A    Bm 
Of fuckin' Attitude City! 
               D               G 
(Hey! We're much) Harder and faster 
A                     Bm 
 Than you in Attitude City 

           A              Em 
(Hey! We are) nightmare disasters! 
        G   A    Bb                          F 
For anyone who shows disrespect, girl your life we'll protect 
           Asus                               A 
And if you think we're awesome then you are extremely correct! 

Outro 
     Dm              G 
Rock fuck! (Sorry, I don't know why we said fuck there...) 
Dm  C    Dm 
    Rock fuck! (Sorry again.)