Intro: Bb, F, Dm, Bb, F, D# 


Bb          F       Dm 
You've been counting all the days off 
Bb      F            D# 
Of your calendar for weeks now 
Bb        F       Dm 
You can't wait for Saturday cause 
Bb         F                D# 
That's the night that it all goes down 
Bb     F       Dm 
From 7:45 to 7:48 PM in particular 
D#                      F                 G 
Cause that is when I'll give you what you need 

F                D#                       Bb 
Three minutes of ecstasy several nights a month 
                D#                   F 
You just tell me baby if that is too much 
                 D# 
When my stuff is in your stuff 
                   Bb 
Our souls become entwined 
        D# 
For 180 seconds 
(cutoff) 
My sex has blown your mind 

Bb, F, Dm, Bb, F, D# 
(Oh my god you're so welcome.) 

Bb F         Dm 
Go ahead and call all your girlfriends 
Bb                F                 D# 
And give them the details of how it went down 
Bb         F          Dm 
I know you can't wait, to brag to all of them 
Bb          F                D# 
About how I took your ass to Wangtown 
Bb          F             Dm 
I'll get my captain's hat, put on my floaties 
D#                                
And we'll set for sexy seas, for at least... 


F                D# 
Three minutes of ecstasy 
                             Bb 
Any more and this house would burn 
                       D# 
That's why I don't last longer 
                  F 
Your safety is my main concern 
               D# 
If you haven't finished 
                     Bb 
Well baby that's just fine 
                       D# 
You know that I'm here for you 

Oh shit, look at the time 

Bb, F, Dm, Bb, F, D# 
(I have to go to the pudding store, for pudding. Adieu....) 

F 
1 one thousand, 2 one thousand 
D# 
3 one thousand, 4 one thousand 
Bb 
5 one thousand, 6 one thousand 
D# 
7 one thousand, 8 one thousand 
F 
9 one thousand, 10 one thousand 
D# 
11 one thousand, 12 one thousand 
Db 
13 one thousand, 14 one thousand 
D# 
15 one thousand, 16 one thousand 


                                                      
F                             D#                                     Db 
Maybe it's starting to sink in, just how long three minutes really is. Let's  
                                                 D# (few strums then hold) 
skip to the end... 179 one thousand, 180 one thousand HU-AAAH!!!  


GAH! 

F                D# 
Three minutes of ecstasy 
                 Bb 
Several nights a month 
                       D# 
But not more than four times a month 
                F 
Than would be ridiculous 
                     D# 
Im sure Ive left you happy 
                      Bb 
But in case thats not enough 
                   D# 
Heres a copy of my headshot 
                    F            D# 
And a drawing of my nuts 
                Bb          D# 
A drawing of my nuts  
                F        D# 
A drawing of my nuts 
                Bb       D# 
A drawing of my nuts