Christmas Leftovers

Intro 
Gmaj7   D/F#   Em7   Cmaj7 

Intro 
Gmaj7 
Here we go again 


[Verso 1]
 
Gmaj7 
It started with a feast, so grand, 
D/F# 
But now we've got more ham than we can stand 
Em7 
Mashed potatoes in a Tupperware stack 
Cmaj7 
That fruitcake? Yeah, it's coming back 
 


[Pré-Refrão]
 
Gmaj7 
Leftovers, knocking on your door 
Cmaj7 
Wrapped in foil, you can't ignore 
Am7 
Gravy boats and cranberry gunk 
D7 
Sneaking in your fridge like a holiday punk 
Gmaj7 
No escape, they've made a plan 
Cmaj7 
Even your neighbor's got a ham 
Am7 
Ready or not, they're comin' through 
D7 
Christmas leftovers are stalking you 
 


[Refrão]
 
Gmaj7 
Auntie Jean brings "just one more plate" 
Cmaj7 
Cold green beans that just weren't great 
Am7 
Pie with crust that she just couldn't shove 
D7 
But in this house, we call that love 
 


[Verso 2]
 
Gmaj7 
Leftovers, knocking on your door 
D/F# 
Wrapped in foil, you can't ignore 
Em7 
Gravy boats and cranberry gunk 
Cmaj7 
Sneaking in your fridge like a holiday punk 
Gmaj7 
No escape, they've made a plan 
D/F# 
Even your neighbor's got a ham 
Em7 
Ready or not, they're comin' through 
Cmaj7 
Christmas leftovers are stalking you 
 


[Pré-Refrão]
 
Gmaj7 
You thought you'd dodged the casserole 
Cmaj7 
But it's hiding in a butter bowl 
Am7 
You can run, you can hide 
D7 
But that eggnog's got nowhere to ride 
 


[Ponte]
 
Em7 
Leftovers, knocking on your door 
Cmaj7 
Wrapped in foil, you can't ignore 
Am7 
They multiply when you're asleep 
D7 
Now your freezer's piled six feet deep 
Em7 
Mac and cheese with mystery spice 
Cmaj7 
Merry guilt served cold (and twice) 
Am7 
Ready or not, they're comin' through 
D7 
Christmas lef to vers forever true 

{Final Chorus} 
Gmaj7 
So here's your tray, don't say no 
Cmaj7 
Spread the joy, and the overflow 
Am7 
'Til next year's feast, we carry on 
D7 
With leftovers still not gone