The Sad But True Story Of Ray Mingus

I: 

            A# 
It's been a pretty long time, baby  
    D# 
But now, I'm back in town  
     F 
It's time to leave your husband  
        A# 
Now you know that little clown  
A# 
Last time we were seeing  
D# 
Didn't you beg for more  
F 
It's OK with me as long  
   A# 
As you do it four on the floor  

PREChorus: 

D# 
This is what I'm giving you,  
       A# 
you'll get it all tonight  
D# 
You will be my lover,  
    F 
but not my tender wife  

 

[Refrão]

        A#                                F                A# 
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man  
     A#                          D#        F       A# 
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand  
        A#                                F                A# 
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man  
     A#                          D#        F       A# 
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand  

II: 

     A# 
I've missed the little North Pole  
       D# 
On the bottom of my twister  
F  
Here's the one-eyed-worm  
           A# 
Now you'll never be a sister  
A# 
Well, it's time to leave now  
    D# 
You better walk her home  
F 
Don't forget you underwear  
A# 
You look pretty stoned  

PREChorus: 

D# 
This is what I'm giving you,  
       A# 
you'll get it all tonight  
D# 
You will be my lover,  
    F 
but not my tender wife  



[Refrão]
        A#                                F                A# 
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man  
     A#                          D#        F       A# 
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand  
        A#                                F                A# 
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man  
     A#                          D#        F       A# 
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand  
        A#                                F                A# 
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man  
     A#                          D#        F       A# 
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand  
        A#                                F                A# 
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man  
     A#                                   D#     F         A# 
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man