Intro: Dm Eb7 Dm Eb7 Dm Dm/C Bb7 A7 

Dm7        Eb7     Dm7                 Eb7 
Peel me a grape, crush me some ice 
Dm7         C7                     Bb7              A7/13- 
Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow 
Dm7          Eb7      Dm7        F9 
Start me a smoke, talkto me nice 
Bb7            Bdim  Fm/C      B7 
You got to wine me and dine me 
Bb7                 Bdim  Fm/C    B7 
Don't try and fool me, be jewell me 
Bb7                       Bdim  Fm/C 
Eithe ramuse me, or lose me 
Bm7/A                    A7/9+     A7  Dm  Dm/C  Bb7  A7 
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape 
Dm7        Eb7   Dm7            Eb7 
Pop me a cork, French me a fry 
Dm7            C7               Bb7             A7/13- 
Crack me a nut, bring a bowl for my pillow 
Dm7                 Eb7    Dm7             F9 
Chill me some wine, keep standing by 
Bb7          Bdim  Fm/C          B7 
Just entertain me, champagne me 
Bb7                 Bdim Fm/C       B7 
Show me youlove me, kidglove me 
Bb7               Bdim  Fm/C 
Best way to cheer me, cashmere me 
Bm7/A                    A7/9+        A7  Dm  Dm/C  Bb7  A7 
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape 
D7 
Here's how to be na agree able chap 
Gm  Gm/Gb        Gm/F    Em5-/7 
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap 
E7                D/Gb   Gm Abdim 
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap 
          Bb9             A7/13- 
When I say 'do it,' jump to it 
Dm7              Eb7     Dm7        Eb7 
Send out for Scotch, call me a cab 
Dm7        C7                   Bb7              A7/13- 
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals 
Dm7         Eb7      Dm7           F9 
Just hang around, pickup the tab 
Bb7           Bdim Fm/C       B7 
Never out think me, just mink me 
Bb7           Bdim Fm/C      B7 
Polar be arrug me, don't bug me 
Bb7                  Bdim Fm/C 
New Thunder bird me, you heard me 
Bm7/A                     A7/9+      Dm6 
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape