verse 1 
G 
Come on baby don't bet against me 
C  
Buy me baby, please don't rent me 
D 
I believe that heaven sent me 
C                        G 
For reasons that are not clear 

verse 2 
G 
Mother, father don't beat her 
C 
One is a doer, one is a thinker 
D  
One has the brains, one has the brawn 
C                                 G  
One to bed early and the other at dawn 
G 
Mama likes to rock, daddy likes to roll 
C  
Mama sips a bottle, and daddy tokes a bowl 
D  
They've been going for a mighty long time 
C                                        G  
Mama’s got the looks but daddy's got the style 
    

[Refrão]
             Am                         
So don't push me when you need to pull me 
G 
Trick me when you need to school me 
D 
Hold it when you need to give it 
C                     G  
Damn it woman I can’t quit it 
         D  
And I'll walk the straight and narrow 
         C                 G 
Just not talking along the way 
     D  
I'll walk the straight and narrow 
    C                 G  
Not talking along the way 

Solo 
G C D C G 
D C G  
D C G 

verse 3 
G 
So you know lady I’m coming in hot 
C 
Why I don't know, X marks the spot 
D               
Tearing out of work stopping by the store 
      C                           G 
For a bottle of wine and not much more 
G            
I've been waiting, you've been waiting too 
C  
We both know what I'm coming home to do 
D  
I don't like falling or falling apart 
C                                         G 
Playing silly games, or breaking people's hearts 
    

[Refrão]
             Am                         
So don't push me when you need to pull me 
G 
Trick me when you need to school me 
D 
Hold it when you need to give it 
C                     G  
Damn it woman I can’t quit it 
         D  
And I'll walk the straight and narrow 
         C                 G 
Just not talking along the way 
     D  
I'll walk the straight and narrow 
    C                 G  
Not talking along the way