verse 1 
E         C#m       F#m 
Finishing life with you 
             B                       E 
Would be the best thing I could ever do 
    E             C#m    F#m 
The days when I'm hardly movin' 
            B                         E 
Will be the saddest and they're comin' soon babe 

Pre-Chorus 
E7                  E6 
Blinding yes that's what they say 
    Eadd#5       B 
And I want it to stay that way 

verse 2 
E              C#m        F#m 
So put on your hat, don't stay 
            B                      E 
Don't wanna wait until I hate you again 
E              C#m     F#m 
Leave all your insects too 
                 B                        E 
'Cuz there'll be plenty crawlin' all over you 

Pre-Chorus 
      E7            E6 
We'll never have to fall apart or 
Eadd#5              B 
Leave each other or break our hearts 


[Refrão]

    E           C     B      E 
But that's OK I don't really mind 
  E                   C    B       E 
A love like you isn't very hard to find 
         E               D 
Well I'm not the one for you 
      G                      F#m 
And I could have killed you, too 
     B               A        B      F#m 
Just like I did your aunt and uncle, Sue and Drew 

Post-Chorus 
G                 B 
Beautiful blueish-greenish skies 
     G                  B 
Yes, this here day will serve us quite alright 
G                  B 
Gloominess, sadness, tears, and fear 
Yeah, we'll have none of that, not here 
     G              B 
Just me and you and you and me 
     G                B 
'Cuz 2 is the perfect number 3? 
G              B 
3 would mean catastrophe 
      G          B 
Yeah, 3 would be silly 

Interlude 
F/A 
F/A 
F/A 
F/A 
Am    G 
C                        G 
 "Hey!! Hey!!! Heyyyyy!! Hey!" 
C C# D D# 

verse 3 
    E             C#m          F#m 
You left all your clothes in a bag 
             B                                E 
You might be wondering why I look like such a wreck 
E             C#m    F#m 
Spent all night in a chair 
            B                               E 
Well it was no use 'cuz you already weren't there 

Outro 
E7               E6 
Here's to say surprise surprise 
       E5+          B           E 
You'll rot a widow and die my wife