Intro: C F C 

verse 1 
C 
I murdered Mary With my stiletto heel 
C 
I thrust it through her heart and laughed as she did squeal 
F 
I murdered Joseph in exactly the same way 
               C 
And after they buried Joseph 
   G                 C 
I pissed upon his grave 
C 
Pissed... pissed... pissed... pissed... 

verse 2 
C 
I murdered the disciplesin a frenzied knife attack 
C 
I sneaked up behind them and I stabbed them in the back 
F 
I murdered John the Baptist in exactly the same way 
     C 
And after they buried John the Baptist 
   G                C 
I pissed upon his grave 
C 
Pissed... pissed... pissed... pissed... 

verse 3 
C 
And then I went up to Heaven St Peter let me in 
C 
I stabbed St Peter as he forgave me for my sins 
F 
I murdered the Good Shepherd in exactly the same way 
                 C 
And after they buried the Good Shepherd 
   G                 C 
I pissed upon his grave 
C 
Pissed... pissed... pissed... pissed... 

verse 4 
C 
And then I went to God I went to Number One 
C 
I murdered God and God, it was fun 
F 
I murdered God in exactly the same way 
                C 
And after they buried God 
    G               C 
I pissed upon his grave 
C 
Pissed... pissed... pissed... pissed... 

Verse 5 
C 
And then I went down to Hell where Satan was my friend 
C 
But then Satan too came to a sticky end 
F 
I murdered Satan in exactly the same way 
C 
And after they buried Satan 
   G                 C 
I pissed upon his grave 

Outro 
 F                   C         F               G 
I pissed I pissed I pissed, I pissed upon his grave   
  F                   C         F               G 
I pissed I pissed I pissed, I pissed upon his grave 
 F                   C         F               G 
I pissed I pissed I pissed, I pissed upon his grave   
  F                   C         F               G  C 
I pissed I pissed I pissed, I pissed upon his grave