I Was Just flipped Off by a Silver Haired Old lady, with a “Honk If You Love Jesus” Sticker on the Bumper of Her Car 

  
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I was just flipped off by a  
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silver haired old lady, with a  
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honk if you love Jesus 
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sticker on the bumper of 
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her car. 

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I was feeling pretty Christian, I 
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was loving all my neighbors, 
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When I saw that bumper sticker 
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there, I didn’t think twice. 
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My hand went for my horn, And I  
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pushed it with conviction. 
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When I saw that lady’s finger, It 
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‘Bout put my heart on ice. 


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And it makes me want to cry, But 
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 I may never have the gumption now  
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To read those one line sermons in 
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bright yellow, black and white. 
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I’ve been buoyed up so many times  
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While stuck in rush hour traffic, 
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And forgive me Lord, for saying, But  
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my faith is weak tonight. 


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You say, ‘Maybe it’s a rental. She could 
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be the second owner. 
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She could be a Godless sinner In a  
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loaner from a friend.’ 
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While that helps (I do feel better), 
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I just can’t help but see it 
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As a sign the world is doomed, And 
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 we’re that much closer to The End. 


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