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Chords used               R1=Riff1                      R2=Riff2 
     C    F    G               C R1       C                  C R2      F 
e |--0----1----3--        e |--0----------0--           e |--0---------1-- 
b |--1----1----0--        b |--1----------1--           b |--1---------1-- 
g |--0----2----0--        g |--0----------0--           g |--0---------2-- 
d |--2----3----0--        d |--2----------2--           d |--2-2-0-2-3-3-- 
a |--3----3----2--        a |--3----0-2-3-3--           a |--3-3-------3-- 
E |-------1----3--        E |----33----------           E |------------1-- 
 
 
Intro c  c  c  c 
 
R1    C 
Ah ya can't say cunt in Canada, 
                               F 
Sayin' cunt's not very nice at all, 
      G 
No ya can't say cunt in Canada, 
                                 C 
So I asked the shielas what they called it, 
N.C.            F                                                                C 
And they said, "Muff, Moot, Minge, Quin, Twat, Little flower, Twinkle, Tunnel of love. 
         G 
So if ya gonna say cunt in Canada, 
                               C 
You gotta say it with a velvet plum. 
       N.C.              C 
And ya can't say cunt in Canada. 
 
 
R1    C 
No ya can't say cunt in Canada, 
                                F 
So I thought I'd better ask the guys, 
          G 
And no ya can't say cunt in Canada, 
             C 
Why wasn't I surprised, 
                 F                                                            C 
When they said, "Gash, Pussy, Poontang, Beef, Curtain Burger, Gate way to her guts." 
 
(spoken playing C) "Gateway to her guts, what was I smokin' when I wrote that one?" 
R2 F                                                          C 
  "Split whisker, Beaver, Long eye, Front bum, Growler, Hairy lassoo." 
      G 
No ya can't say cunt in Canada, 
                                        C 
'Cause cunt's considered pretty fuckin' rude. 
 
 
R1    C 
No ya can't say cunt in Canada, 
                       F 
So when I get to Montreal, 
      G 
If ya gonna say cunt in Canada, 
                             C 
Ya gotta say it in french as well, 
               F                                                          C 
So here goes, "Fillaploop, Larcon, President, Mitzaron, Smk Smk, Peppi la peu." 
       G 
But ya can't say cunt in Canada, 
                                     C 
'Cause cunt's considered pretty damn rude. 
N.C.                     C       C 
And ya can't say cunt in Canada. 
 
 
 
Transcribed by: Ian... [email protected]