D 
Oh I hate my brain 
            Bm             G 
Because the things I think sometimes 
            D 
Are so judgemental and lame 
         Bm           G                 
I've got everything I want except 
   A 
My set of expectations 
      Bm       G 
Won't stay the same 
       A 
Then I really really hate my brain 
D         G 
I hate my brain 
          D 
I hate my brain 


D                     
I used to be a spiderman 
  Bm           G           
I used to be a cowboy  
D 
from hell 

But not anymore 

Bm             G 
Now I'm just a clam 
      A 
And I live inside this shell 
            Bm      G 
Inside this shell I am 
       A 
Oh god damn I hate my brain 
D         G 
I hate my brain  
          D 
I hate my brain 

              G                
And there?s a guy in a(sars?) mask 
D                A 
Walking down the street screaming 
G                         D 
The fourth time I've seen something like that 
     A 
This week 
      G 
And I just can't shake  
  D                 Bm 
I cannot shake that feeling 
         A 
That one day that man in the mask will be me 
D         G 
I hate my brain 
          D 
I hate my brain 

   D 
Oh I hate my brain 
            Bm             G 
Because the things I think sometimes 
            D 
Are so judgemental and lame 
         Bm           G                 
I've got everything I want except 
   A 
My set of expectations 
      Bm       G 
Won't stay the same 
A 
Man I really hate my brain 

D         G 
I hate my brain 
          Bm 
I hate my brain 
          A 
I hate my brain 
          D 
I hate my brain 
          G 
I hate my brain 
          Bm 
I hate my brain 
          A 
I hate my brain 
          D (hold and fade) 
I hate my brain