Capo 3 

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SHE ALWAYS SPOKE OF GOING BACK TO TEXAS  
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BUT THEN AGAIN SHE SURE DID LIKE KEY WEST  
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HEAVEN ONLY KNOWS WHERE MY EX IS  
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BUT AT LEAST SHE’S GIVEN MY POOR OLE’ HEART SOME REST 

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WHEREVER SHE IS I HOPE SHE STAYS THERE  
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WHOEVER SHE'S WITH HE’S WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE  
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IT'S SURE NICE IT’S PARIDISE WITHOUT HER IN MY HAIR  
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WHEREVER SHE IS I HOPE SHE STAYS THERE 

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SHE TOLD ME YOU AIN’T NOTHING LIKE MY DADDY 
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SHE TOLD ME HOW TO DRESS AND HOW TO DRIVE  
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SHE TOLD ME YOU DON’T KISS LIKE MY OLD BOYFRIEND  
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BUT MY FAVORITE THING SHE EVER TOLD ME WAS GOODBYE  

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WHEREVER SHE IS I HOPE SHE STAYS THERE  
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WHOEVER SHE'S WITH HE’S WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE  
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IT SURE IS NICE IT’S PARIDISE WITHOUT HER IN MY HAIR  
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WHEREVER SHE IS I HOPE SHE STAYS THERE 

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BUT JUST IN CASE SHE EVER GETS THE URGE TO FIND ME  
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I’VE GOT A NEW PHONE NUMBER A NEW EMAIL AND AN UNLISTED DRIVEWAY 

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TIMBUKTU KALAMAZOO SASKATOON I DON’T CARE  
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WHEVEVER SHE IS I HOPE SHE STAYS THERE 
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GIRL IF YOU’RER LISTENING SOMEWHERE  
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STAY THERE