D 
Don't you say 
          G                         Bb               A 
don't you ever ever say that it was worth it for the profit. 
D 
Another day 

when I wait there shit-faced 
                  G                   A 
Then I smile when I'm on and sing the songs that I did not write. 

Bm                    G 
And they'll dance to it. 
A                   D 
And I'll smile and I'll get paid. 
Bm                   G 
Baggy pants are stupid. 
A         A        A 
Alt-rock, Skynyrd, play another song I hate. 

D         G           A     G 
I'll just stay on the state streets 
Bb    A               D    G   A 
Complaining that it's all the same 
    G            Bb    A 
but too lazy to change anything. 
D                    G 
And I can't spend another day 
Bb   A         D          G 
thinkin' these places on street signs are 
                     Bb     A 
the only places that I've ever been. 

D 
Drink a free beer, maybe smoke with the waiter. 
G                          Bb      A 
(It's) the illusion that they all give a shit. 
D 
And some drunk guys yelling "Free Bird!" and "Show us your boobs!" 
G                           Bb     A 
and I'll smile and I'll key their truck. 

Bm               G 
And it sucks so bad 
      A 
But I made one Benjamin. 
D          Bb 
How can I be mad? 
A          A 
I paid one seventh of my rent 
A          A 
And maybe I'll buy a plate of eggs. 

D         G           A     G 
I'll just stay on the state streets 
Bb    A               D    G 
Complaining that it's all the same 
    G            Bb    A 
but too lazy to change anything. 
D                    G 
And I can't spend another day 
Bb   A         D          G 
thinkin' these places on street signs are 
       G             Bb     A 
the only places that I've ever been. 

F#m 
I'm not feelin' Minnesota. 
G                A                          Bbdim          D 
I sit next to an ATM and people check their balance during my set. 
F#m                           G 
And play cover songs from the 90's 
   G                      G#dim 
by one-hit-wonders, Chumbawumba, Tubthumper 
A                                Bbdim  A    D 
and a jersey-wearing motherfucker withdraws his twenty bucks.