Intro: D  G A G A  (4x)  


verse 1:  
D                            G  
Monday morning i woke up late  
  D  
I feel like shit and i can't  
     G       D  
see straight One last drink   
              G D  
was a bad idea   i'm on  
                      G  
the bowl with diarrhea  


[Refrão]

F#  
Out the door in a  
B  C# F#  
fog   barked at by  
              B  C#  
the neighbors dog  


verse 2: 
 
   D  
forgot my keys i  
     G  
went back inside  
A  
  I got a flat so  
D  
i can't ride  
D  
  The phone rings  
   G  
aw jeez now what?  
A  
  i am an idiot so i  
D  
pick it up (hello?) 
 
Interlude:
   
D F#m Bm A D A F#m A    
D F#m Bm A A Em D D G D  
 
verse 3:  

D  
Now i'm held up  
          G A  
on my line  
   D  
My cretin landlord  
he's wasting  
   G   D  
my time he wants  
his money or we  
           G D  
go to trial  he's  
                 G  
got penis envy denial  


 
[Refrão]

 D  
Another weekend  
  G  
i didn't get laid  
       A  
it's a monday morning  
D            D  
ant brigade Another  
          G  
weekend i didn't get  
            A  
paid it's a monday  
        D  
morning ant brigade  

Post Chorus:  
D A  x11, D }  


Bridge:  
D            F#m  
  Fuck it all   no regrets  
G                    A  
  i'm staying in and you  
           D  
can bet it sucks outside  
       F#m         G  
in the pouring rain I'll  
              A  
smoke some pot and  
fry my brain  


 
[Refrão]

D  
Thom cut the record  
     G  
down to the bone I'm  
    A  
the sureshot rocking  
    D  
the microphone  
 D  
Another weekend  
  G  
i didn't get laid  
       A  
it's a monday  
        D  
morning ant brigade  
D  
I've got the  
       F#m  
monday mornings  
G  
I've got the  
       A  
monday mornings  
D  
I've got the  
       F#m  
monday mornings  
G  
I've got the  
       A  
monday mornings  
Outro: Monday monday...  

D F#m G A  (2x) 

D  G A G A  (4x), D }