G (one strum) 
Fuckin' in the butt, fuckin' in the butt, fuckin' in the butt.... 

G                                                                       D 
I'd like to fuck the shit outta you, I'd like to fuck the shit outta you 
G                                 C  G                      D           G 
I'd like to fuck the shit outta you, I'd like to fuck the shit outta you 

G                                                                      D  
Please put my gland in your hand, Hey, please put my gland in your hand 
G                                    C G                D              G      
Hey, please put my gland in your hand, Please put my gland in your hand 

G                                                                       D 
Baby won't you give me some head? Hey, baby won't you give me some head? 
G                               C G                D               G 
Baby won't you give me some head? Baby won't you give me some head? 

G                                                                    D 
we like to eat lunch down at the y, we like to eat lunch down at the y 
G                                 C (one strum) 
we like to eat lunch down at the y... 

(spoken part starts) 
Why? Because we love you 
Hi, I'm David, and these are my friends. We enjoyed doing this album for you. We like to specially  
dedicate this album to all the members of the Micky Mouse Fan cCub, and also to you Mrs.Calabash.  
Wherever you are. 
(spoken part ends) 

G                                                                       D 
I'd like to fuck the shit outta you, I'd like to fuck the shit outta you 
G                                 C  G                      D           G 
I'd like to fuck the shit outta you, I'd like to fuck the shit outta you 

G (one strum) 
Fuckin' in the butt, fuckin' in the butt, fuckin' in the butt....