Intro: C E Am F C G  C E Am F G C 

C (ring out) 
I wonder what these ladies really look like 
Without their makeup and their purses and hairspray 
          C                                     Am 
And I wonder what these fellows are really thinkin’ 
              F          C                    G 
when they’re flippin’ through pages of magazines 
               C                   E              Am 
Now we’re mannequins just plastic dolled up remnants 
            F                C            G 
Of the human race what people used to be 
                      C 
Because now everyone smells fake 
           Am 
It’s all perfumes and body sprays 
                 F 
we’re just plastic dolled up 
C                              G 
Remnants of the human race what people used to be 

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C                                     Am 
And luxury shall soon become a weakness 
                       F                G 
We’re growin’ lazier and fatter every day 
          C                           Am 
We’re stagnant flowing in a sea of excess 
  F             C                 G 
perfectly content with weekly pay 
                C           E              Am 
And we couldn’t go a day without a starbucks 
           F            C            G 
Or a mcdonald’s or walmart or taco bell 
      C               E                     Am 
And we’re always sure to uphold perfect conduct 
       F                         C 
Step out of line the cops will come and 
G 
Throw your ass in jail 
                        C 
Because now everyone smells fake 
              Am 
It’s all perfumes and body sprays 
       F 
we’re just plastic dolled up 
                               G 
Remnants of what was the human race 
    C               E                          Am 
If you ask me my opinion of this plastic humanity 
   F                    G              C 
I’ll tell you it’s a fucking disgrace 

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C (ring out ) 
I wonder what this world 
would really be like 
Without the makeup and the purses and hairsprays 
             C                                  Am 
And I wonder what these people are really thinkin’ 
           F                C                    G 
when they tell me shower wash your clothes and shave 
           C                   E             Am 
Well I’ll never smell like chemicals or stature 
            F                C               G 
Look like those people on covers of magazines 

            C                E 
Well I’ll smell like holy hell 
     Am                  F 
And look like shit as well 
            G 
But at least I’m not some 
                               F 
plastic dolled up remnants of what people used to be 
C E7 Am F 

G                                F                                   C 
now we’re all just plastic dolled up remnants of what people used to be.