Intro:  F  Gm7  C7  

F               F7M          Dm                F7M  
Look at yourself if you had a sense of humor  
                Bb                       F    Bb F  
You would laugh to beat the band  
               F7M             Dm                  F7M  
Look at yourself do you still believe the rumor  
               Bb                F       Bb F  
That romance is simply grand  
Gb                      Db   Gb       Db   D   
Since you took it right on the chin   
                          A         D             A   C  
You have lost that bright tooth  paste grin  
                                  G7       C         Am7                  D7  
My mental state is all a jumble    I sit around and sadly mumble  
Gm7                  Eb          C7                    Bb    Cm7  C7  
Fools rush in so here I am       very glad to be unhappy  
Gm7              Eb          C7                                   Bb      F F5+ Bb  
I can't win, so here I am      more than glad to be unhappy  
                            F  F/B G#dim F  Gm5-/7  
Unrequited love's a bore   
Gm7     C7               F    Dm F Bb  
And I've got it pretty bad  
             G#dim             F   F/B F C7  
But for someone you adore  
Gm7   C7                F   Dm F   
It's a pleasure to be sad  
Gm7                Eb           C7                         Bb       Gm    C7  
Like a straying baby lamb      with no mammy and no pappy  
              F              Gm7   C7/9  F  
I'm so unhappy  but oh,      so    glad   
Gm7                  Eb           C7                  Bb     Cm7    C7  
Fools rush in so here I am       very glad to be unhappy  
Gm7               Eb          C7                                  Bb      F F5+ Bb  
I can't win, so here I am      more than glad to be unhappy  
                            F  F/B G#dim F  Gm5-/7  
Unrequited love's a bore   
Gm7     C7              F    Dm F Bb  
And I've got it pretty bad  
            G#dim            F    F/B  F C7  
But for someone you adore  
Gm7   C7               F   Dm F   
It's a pleasure to be sad  
Gm7               Eb            C7                          Bb       Gm    C7  
Like a straying baby lamb       with no mammy and no pappy  
             F             Gm7   C7/9 F     Dm Dm7  
I'm so unhappy but oh,      so   glad