Intro 
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Whoo hoo   Whoo hoo 
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Whoo hoo   Whoo hoo 

Verse 
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What's in it for me? 
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You don't get nothing for free. 
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You stand and shake your tin, 
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It gets under my skin. 
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I might see what I can do 
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In another year or two. 
 

[Refrão]
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Let me see: what's in it for me? 
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'Cause you don't - don't get nothing free. 
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Can you stop? you keep after me 
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But I'm not - not a charity 

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Whoo hoo   Whoo hoo 

Verse 
G               F 
Now you're back again 
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Just like a long-lost friend 
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With your sorry tale of woe 
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But no one wants to know. 
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Just give us a rest! 
       Bb          C 
You're making me depressed. 
 

[Refrão]
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Gotta run, I'm a busy man 
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And I've done everything I can 
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But you keep stickin' out your hand 
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Pardon me, you're in disneyland 

Bridge 
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And I know you'll think it's strange, 
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You, I know you'll think it's strange 
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But I don't have any change. 
So no change. 

Solo 
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Whoo hoo   Whoo hoo 
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Whoo hoo   Whoo hoo 
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Bridge 
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And I know you'll think it's strange, 
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You, I know you'll think it's strange 
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But I don't have any change.     Change. 

Verse 
     G            F 
I'll tell you for free: 
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Don't waste your breath on me. 
     G              F 
I've heard it all before. 
   Bb            C 
Philanthropy's a bore! 


[Refrão]
       G F         Bb        C 
Let me see: what's in it for me? 
           G F               Bb      C 
'Cause you don't - don't get nothing free. 
        G F            Bb    C 
Can you stop? you keep after me 
        G F         Bb   C 
But I'm not - not a charity 

Outro 
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  Charity!  What's in it for me? 
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  Charity!  What's in it for me? 
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  Charity!  What's in it for me? 
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  Charity!  What's in it for me? What's in it for me? 

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          For me! 
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