A                   C              A 
 My momma wouldn't say you were a nice guy 
G                       C            G 
But you're under forty and you have a job 
A                   C              A 
 My momma wouldn't say you was a good boy 
G                       C                 G 
But you're making money and you're working hard so 

              D                     C 
I'm going to take you out, I don't feel like it's wrong 
E                          Am     C     D     E     Am 
Me and my momma, we don't get along 

Am                    C                Am 
 My momma, she would say your hair was too long 
G                        C               G 
But your hair exactly is what I like the best 
Am                       C              Am 
 And my momma she would say you was a hoodlum 
    G                            C                G 
But I don't know no hoodlum and you don't pass the test 

              D                     C 
I'm going to take you out, I don't feel like it's wrong 
E                          Am 
Me and my momma, we don't get along 

                 C                        D           Am 
Oh, baby, I'm standing so close, I can't back down 
                   C                      D 
You're smiling and I know, I'm over and done now 
      Am         G 
I am done now 

Am                  C                Am 
 My momma say that it was wrong to see you 
G                       C           G 
I lie just to meet you, I lie to get in 
Am                       C             Am 
 And my momma she would say that I deceived you 
     G                     C            G           D 
But that's the only way I knew how to begin 

Am             C                           D           Am 
 So maybe you got your own problems, who doesn't? 
                      C                        D           Am          G 
I'm crazy, you're addicted, we are all of a sudden 

Am                    C               Am 
 My momma, she would love you like I love you 
G                     C           G 
If she ever met you, if she ever knew 
Am                    C                Am 
 My momma, she would fall right on top of you 
G                       C               G 
If she'd ever saw you, she'd be smitten, too 

            D                         C 
I'll never take you home, I want you all for my own 
       Em                     Am 
Don't let my momma hear your pretty song 
              D                     C 
I'm going to take you out, I don't feel like it's wrong 
Em                         Am     C     D     E     Am     C     D     E     A 
Me and my momma, we don't get along