Intro: G 

verse 1 

Wigglin' man 
G 
Can't stand still 

Gonna chew his hand 
G                  C 
Gonna wiggle until 

Come a gal, so mellow 
C 
So true that she'll 
                         G 
Let the steam out of the fellow 
                      D  C  G 
Let him have his will 


verse 2 

Wigglin' man 
G 
Tryin' to play a song 

Chewed up hand 
G                        C 
Got the chords all wrong 

Come a gal, so mellow 
C 
So true that she'll 
                         G 
Let the steam out of the fellow 
                      D  C  G 
Let him have his will 


verse 3 

Wigglin' man 
G 
Crapped out on the floor 

Chewed up hand 
G                            C 
Always reachin' out for more 

"I don't care if she's slender 
C 
I don't care if she's fat 

Don't need no pretender 
                     D  C  G 
Damn sure about that" 


verse 4 

Wigglin' man 
G 
In a grave, getting laid 

Chewed up hand 
G                        C 
Gone grippin' on a blade 

Come a gal, so mellow 
C 
So true that she'll 
                         G 
Let the steam out of the fellow 
                      D  C  G 
Let him have his will