verse 1 
   Dm            C 
Do this and i'll spank you 
   Bb            Am   C   Am 
Do that and i'll make you cry 
Dm         C               F Am   C    Am  F C   Am G Am 
You better listen to me or i will make you wanna die 

    Dm           C 
Eat shit and say thank you 
       Bb           Am  C   Am 
You'll love it it's dog doo pie 
Dm         Bb                 F Am   C    Am  F   C    Am  G Am 
You better stuff your face or i will give you dog shit eyes 


[Refrão]
Dm  C   Dm E   F  E   Dm C  Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm 
You had better listen to me bitch 
Dm  C   Dm E   F E Dm  C    Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm 
You had better satisfy this itch 
Dm C  Dm C    Bb   Am   Bb      Am   C Am G   Am  C Am 
Do it or i'll make your retched life a living hell 
Bb Am   Bb   Am  C       Am   C  Am  Dm 
I  will keep you chained down in the well 

verse 2 
        Dm           C 
Lick my boot or i'll shank you 
        Bb               Am     C Am 
Suck my toes bitch don't ask me why 
Dm                C                   F Am    C  Am     F   C Am G Am 
You know that you like it slut better believe it that's not a lie 
           Dm           C 
Grab those bars while i yank you 
    Bb               Am     C  Am 
Now turn around eyes to the sky 
Dm           C             F     Am C  Am F   C    Am    G Am 
I better not hear you peep while i  tenderize your thighs 
 

[Refrão]
Dm  C   Dm E   F  E   Dm C  Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm 
You had better listen to me bitch 
Dm  C   Dm E   F E Dm  C    Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm 
You had better satisfy this itch 
Dm C  Dm C    Bb   Am   Bb      Am   C Am G   Am  C Am 
Do it or i'll make your retched life a living hell 
Bb Am   Bb   Am  C       Am   C  Am  Dm 
I  will keep you chained down in the well 

Bridge 
         Dm 
You're a waste of life you should have been an abortion 
       C 
You're mother must've been drunk her whole pregnancy with you 
             Bb 
I can't even look at you, you disgrace, you disgust me 
       Am                           C       Am   C 
You deserve even more shit than i'm sending your way 
          Dm 
You're so dumb i think you've only got one brain cell 
          C 
And those feet you totally look like a clown 
         Bb 
And your face well, you're gonna need this bag 
             Am                            C          Am C 
You slovenly selfish shithead with nothing worthwhile to say 
 

[Refrão]
Dm  C   Dm E   F  E   Dm C  Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm 
You had better listen to me bitch 
Dm  C   Dm E   F E Dm  C    Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm 
You had better satisfy this itch 
Dm C  Dm C    Bb   Am   Bb      Am   C Am G   Am  C Am 
Do it or i'll make your retched life a living hell 
Bb Am   Bb   Am  C       Am   C  Am  Dm 
I  will keep you chained down in the well