1st Verse: 
 
D# 
Never win first place 
Cm 
I don't support the team 
A#
Can't take direction 
        G# 
and my socks are never clean 
 
D# 
Tacher dated me  
Cm 
M parents hated me 
A# 
I was always in a fight 
         G# 
'cause I can't do nothing right 
 
Pre-Chorus: 
G#                   A# 
Every day I fight a war against the mirror 
G#                               A# 
I can't take the person staring back at me 
                 D# 
I'm a hazard to myself  
 
Chorus: 
Cm                   A#                 G# 
Don't let me get me, I'm my own worst enemy  
                          D#     Cm 
Its bad when you annoy yourself, So irritating  
A#                            G# 
Don't wanna be my friend no more  
                     D# 
I wanna be somebody else  
Cm                   A#    G# 
I wanna be somebody else, yeah  
 
2nd Verse: 
 
D# 
LA told me 
Cm 
"You'll be a pop star,  
A# 
All you have to change 
G# 
is everything you are."  
 
D# 
Tired of being compared 
Cm 
to damn Britney Spears  
A# 
She's so pretty,  
G# 
that just ain't me  
 
Pre Chorus/Bridge: 
G#                         A# 
Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe something 
G#                            A# 
A day in the life of someone else?  
                      D# 
Cuz I'm a hazard to myself  
 
Chorus 
 
Pre-Chorus/Bridge 
 
Solo 
 
Chorus