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Well I said I was the master of masochistics 
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An absolute expert in inter ballistics 
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I cannot tell a lie  
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I said I am I said 

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And you said I was the master of post maternity 
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I'm gonna be a rock star for all eternity 
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I cannot tell a lie 
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I said I am I said 

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And I tried so hard to pretend I was really stupid 
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You're so clever and you know better than that 
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And my friend Maggie told you I was fucking marvellous 
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And I cannot tell a lie  
Bm 
No that's not the thing to do 
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And I'm not that kind of guy  
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I said I am I said 
       E    A 
I said I am I said 


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Well you said I was the king of social aerobics 
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The one and only master of hetrotrophics 
E                    D 
I cannot tell a lie 
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I said I am I said 

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And you said I was a king of football statistics 
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A Rock n' roll hero supremely artistic 
E                    D 
I cannot tell a lie  
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I said I am I said